Hiii...yAH!! <karate chops air> My name's "A," nice to meet you. In addition to being random as hell, I'm also filled with qualities that may both warm your heart and question my sanity!

First off, I should make it clear that I'm not ready to settle down with a wife and two kids. I'm open to friends, video gaming, dating, binge-watching shows from 10 years ago, and whatever else we decide if the vibe is right. Also, a little sidenote: I'm looking for someone who hasn't had intercourse yet as I haven't either. My libido isn't high, but I'm still open to almost anything. It's weird to sort of want to have sex and not need it like most people do.

Alright? Alright! Hopefully I won't have to get that serious again because I rarely take myself seriously, except forrr... you know, important stuff. Like remembering what you're allergic to and contemplating the end of humanity.

If you haven't noticed already, I run on sarcasm and deadpan humor so if you have a weak constitution, this relationship won't work- you need to be able take as many Comedy Central style roasts as you can give. Oh, and if we can't joke about which one of us is the internet murderer, then I don't want it! Mean, immature, dark, and twisted senses of humor are readily accepted.

Let's see, let's see, what else... I know I said I was a "nerd", but that's just the best approximation of my interests on a scale of 1 to neckbeard because I am hard to pin down. I'm into science and I played with LEGOs, so that counts, right? Also, I watch anime and I know video games are a thing- that oughta nudge me into nerd territory. Yep, I'm satisfied with the title. And if you wanna fight me about it, you can come at me, bro!

Are you getting me yet? Is my personality a little clearer? I hope I don't have to keep this up for much longer because it is haaaarrrd. Ugh!

I mentioned it already, but I am truly a scientist at heart; I could talk for days about geology, meteorology, psychology and other disciplines, but I settled on studying biology with hopes of understanding the mysteries of nature someday. Yeahh... sorry, that sounded generically dramatic. Look, if we strike up a convo, I promise to be more interesting, hahaha.

When I'm not contemplating my future or doing other adult things, though, I'm a home body for the most part. Not that I don't go out to a restaurant, movie, club, etc. with a friend sometimes, it's just that my first choice is to stay at home and watch TV if I don't have anyone to hang with. Speaking of which my preferences are all over the place: Spongebob, The Last Airbender, Rick & Morty, Ghost Adventures, Forensic Files, Naruto, Bar Rescue, Expedition Unknown, One Piece- really all kinds of stuff; and you could probably get me to watch something you liked too!

Would you look at that? I pretty much burned myself out trying to endear myself to total strangers. Swear to god if I keep this up any longer, I'm just going to get more boring. Speed round!

I'm neurodiverse, so you're welcome to add all of your issues to mine and see if we cancel each other out. Plastic sucks. Amateur photographer. Screw religion unless it's cool. Progressive-leaning. Night hearing. OT gangsta. Food enthusiast. Conspiracy denier. I write "used to" instead of "use to". Other assorted bullcrap.

I'd be shocked if you made it this far, but congrats if you did! I really do appreciate anyone who took the time to read my rant/bio. Hope to chat with you soon!