Well brothers it's happened to me. I've been out long enough to want an MRE; specifically that magical spicy slop contained within menu 10: Chili and Macaroni.

Now I'm not going to sit here and not speak for my fallen menu 2 homie chicken fajita but the heart wants what it wants and for some reason mine wants to stop.

I'm aware of many online price gougers that claim to have good stock but I do recall "COMMERCIAL RESALE IS UNLAWFUL" being decently prominent on all the packaging so I'm wondering what the best way to get maybe even a whole A case at a good price. Schedule a road trip to a commissary? Go trade a few suitcases of beer to the local Reserve station?

If anyone's got some ideas I'd love to punish my digestive system again.