SUBMISSIONS ARE CLOSED, I WILL BEGIN REVIEWING NAMES

Alright gang, it's that time of year again. I know it's a little bit early, but I want to make sure everyone has time to submit their names, I have time to verify eligibility, and everyone has time to shop and get gifts out. If anyone has suggestions on how I can do this better, feel free to let me know and I can either steal your ideas or tell you to kick rocks. Ok, that's out of the way.

RULES

As with last year, I will need your Reddit username that you use most to verify activity in /r/Army. I will require one of the following:

1. At least a couple months of activity here, or participation last year. This will be fully under my discretion. If I say no, see one of the next two.
   
2. You get an active member to vouch for you. An actual active member. If jeebus says you are good, you are good. If the person vouching for you barely made my list in the first place, no dice. Again, 100% my call.
   
3. We work out some other way for me to ensure that you keep up your end of the bargain. You will be very sorry if you fuck this up.

Minimum value $20. I'm not going to put a maximum, but please remember that if you send a $200 gift and only get a $20 back, don't come crying to me, because I won't care.

Make sure your gift is legal. This includes federally, the state that it's going to, and the Army in general. If you have to ask, either get a legal opinion or assume it's not a good idea.

TIMELINES

I will close out the list of participants on Veteran's day. November 11th for my follow 11B's This gives you and your friends a week and a half to submit your names.

After that, I will close out responses, and ensure I have verified everyone. You will get your giftee's name by November 18th. This will give you a month to get in touch with them and do your shopping.

Unless you work something else out with your giftee, start sending gifts December 16th I'm not sure when people's block leave will start, but give an address you know you will be able to get your gift at.

If you don't have your gift by January 2nd, let me know and I will either have a word with your Santa, or ensure I send you something myself.

Submit your name

Here is a link to submit your username I have included a block for an address. If you include it, I will send it straight to your Santa. If you don't, your Santa will get in contact with you to get it. Just trying to simplify this process a bit. Finally, if you have any comments about your submission, please use the included block.

Conclusion

If anyone has any general questions, comments or concerns, feel free to post them here or send me a PM. If someone wants to make gift tags again this year, let me know and we can work that out. Remember, this is supposed to be fun, and not the mandatory kind. If for whatever reason you submit your name and later cannot fulfill it, let me know so I can try and fix it.

And of course, don't be a dummy like I was last year, and post a picture of what you got. Bonus points for sex toys.