Why are wrauth main always sweaty?! You wraith mains ruin game by dcing and being sweaty!!!

Just last game I was meant by a swaty wrat and valcum. When I (chad cocksdick) found a charj rightfle I decided it was time to camp in building. My Swaty teammates decided they didn’t want to camp all game in pubs (sweat mentality) and said we should go third part this group (Sweat Sweat Sweat!!!).

I replied by calling them racial slurs and saying they were sweats! Being the sweats they were they muted me as I denied the Holocaust and went to go third party. They then proceeded to wipe both squads and wrake became kill leader but little did the sweats know they’d soon pay.

Another squad showed up and my swaty teammates ambushed them. Unfortunately, thanks to my inability to communicate and help my team they only knocked two of them and the last one was extremely low. I decided that maybe the sweats had learned their lesson so I decided to go out of my bunker and save sweaty wraith and valk. When I showed up I saw the last one remaining was a rampart main.

Hah! I learned from my days on Reddit that rampart was a useless character this should be easy for me and my charj rifle. The rampart must have saw me somehow (probably a sweat two). She put down a amped wall (useless), Sheila (useless) and got on. Heh, I knew exactly what to do so I stood completely still and aimed my charj wifle at the rampart.

But the sweaty rampart must’ve healed somehow as the 3 damage I did wasn’t enough to kill her!!! As the rampart started firing and my white armor was cracked in .2 seconds I felt my pants fill with more shit then they’ve ever been filled with. I tried to throw my shit grenade but by the time nerfed caustic pulled it out I was already dead!!!

I screamed so loud it almost drowned out the sounds of my wife moaning to chad filling her up with his thick fertile loads. She was screaming something about how I could never satisfy her in any part of life. Idk I don’t speak women plus I was too distracted by the fact that wrake just dc!!! See I told you! wrale dc! wraipe dc! I was so ecstatic as I knew I would get thousands of karma when I posted this to the main sub.

I was so happy that I laughed for 30 minutes and when I was done I could hear chad playing with the kids I neglect and teaching them sw*at skills like how to cook. Well fine as a 200iq caustic main I must devote all my time to learning gas trap placement. But besides that answer my question why are all wrauth main always sweaty?!