Be OP

Mommy’s favourite 300 lb boy of pure joy

Notice this has been a solid minute since I last had some attention from stranger online

Suck the cheetos out my fingies and wonder

“ How can I show the rest of the world I have the superior intellect?”

Look at my Keanu Reeves figurine to help get gather strength.

Then suddently

I KNOW! I FOUND IT!

Giggle to myself thinking of how witty and hilarious my post will be

Start typing my masterpiece:

“Wraith…BAD!”

explode out of sheer ecstasy as I’m posting my incredible take on the famous subreddit r/apexlegends of the internet website Leddit

In a matter of minutes my post get flooded with likes and award from other fellow Einstein for my extreme hot and controversial take

Caress my nipples with my finger using both hands as a reward for my contribution to the internet

Today has been a good day

Tune in next time when I give you my thought on Horizon