This happened a while ago but I'm angry enough to talk about it now. In August a "friend" of mine said he was "in the neighborhood" and if I wanted to "hang out". Being the affection starved loser I am, I said sure thing. He didn't tell me what it was until we got there. I immediately knew something was up when we were parked in some apartment complex a long ways away from my house. We go inside and yep it's a fucking MLM meeting. Something about internet providers. Anyway, I sign everything under a fake name/address/phonenumber, and excuse myself. Now I'm freaking the fuck out because I'm stranded here, and out comes my "friend". I make up something about needing to get home very quickly, but he will not take me home. I had to use the last of my money to buy an expensive Uber home. While I'm waiting for my Uber, the cunt in charge of the meeting comes out with two big ass dudes, trying to convince me to come in. I politely tell him it's a fucking scam, he explains to me how it ISN'T a scam by describing what's basically a scam. My uber finally gets to me, my "friend" hands me a five dollar bill (real fucking helpful, thanks) and I get the fuck out. I later found out that he had asked pretty much everyone in our graduating class, and I was the only idiot to say yes. I had to unfriend him on Snapchat because he won't stop sending me snaps about how he's making tons of money and how I missed out. I'm thinking of asking him why he's never paid me the 40 dollars he owes me from Senior year, but I'm just going to cut contact. I've never really talked to anyone about this before, so sorry I just poured it all out.

edit: And Trevor? If you want to apologize and make amends for trying to use me for self-gain, feel free. I'd also love if you paid me back for that goddamn Green Day shirt already. But don't come crying back to me when you've lost all your friends and money to this multi-level-moneypit.