The dating apps don’t work around here so I thought I’d try this instead. Worst that could happen is zero replies right?

Dealbreakers first: no smokers, no MAGA, no big scraggly beards or bad hygiene. No men with young kids, please. Either no kids or adult kids. Must be willing to meet in person eventually, I’m not interested in online only.

Bonus points: have a vasectomy, lean left, and have good emotional intelligence.

Me: GenX, 4 cats that I love, and my own house, car, and great job. I’m a big nerd and into reading, movies, and tv shows. I’m currently a bit chubby but I’m actively changing that- I’m 50 though so I’ll never be young fit and skinny again, so you’d have to be ok with curves.

I have a goofy sense of humor, I love thunderstorms, and I’m very sex positive and like an adventurous and enthusiastic lover. I tend to be attracted to men younger than me, but I’m not opposed to a man more my age.

It’s ok if you’re not sure if you want long-term or an FWB situation- I’m not sure which I want, either! I suppose we just meet and see if we can be friends first. And if there’s attraction we can have that kind of fun, too.

It’s a tall order, I know. But nothing ventured…