Hey hey. Quick stats, since we're all horny here: 33, 5'3, 134 lbs, dark hair, big brown eyes. Small build with little tits and a great, curvy ass. Everything is neat and in good working order downstairs. Shaved and prefer same. Nice and chubby and cute. Frankly put, I love my pussy and there's a good chance you would, too. Especially since that pussy will be absolutely soaked the moment you go near it, and you can do whatever you want to it. It's safe to say I've been dying to finally sleep with another woman forever. NO MEN. Noooo men. None. Zero.

So this is a complete shot in the dark that may not even pan out, since currently I'm stuck without wheels after my ancient car finally shit the bed and traveling is a no-go for the time being. But fuck it, life is short so I'm trying anyway. You never know. Also ignore the dumb user name. I saw a YouTuber years ago with the same name and found it hilarious. Also had no clue what I wanted for a throwaway. I'm a moron, clearly.

I'm looking for someone around my age (or a bit older, moan) in reasonable shape like I am, someone who won't mind making a little bit of conversation (nothing crazy, just more than "Hi! Let us fuck!") before we meet up so I'm a little more comfortable and less shy. I've literally never done this before-either met up with someone I've never met or gone near another girl but fuuuuuck I wanna try so damn bad.

I seriously want to try everything. I'm more of a power bottom, if you will, and initially I'd love it if you took control of things and showed exactly what I've been missing all this time. I'm a quick learner, and overall a good damn time, if I do say so myself.

The car thing is a huge pain in the ass, since right now I'm grounded here by Palmer, but if you live close to me or don't mind traveling a bit in order to get my clothes off and make me crazy, awesome. Currently live with family, so I'd prefer we ended up elsewhere as I can get pretty vocal when things are getting hot and heavy, plus, you know. Awkward.

Obviously car sex is a thing, and I'm happy to get fucked/fuck your brains out in your back seat, but if you seem cool I can always come back to your place, or go halves on some motel room. I seriously want to dedicate a good few hours to this, because there's sooo much to do. And once things go from a fantasy I get myself off to, to reality, I'm going to want to experience everything you've got to throw at me thoroughly. And if we both really like this maybe it can become a regular thing.

Your photos get mine. I can't stress enough, NO MEN. Been there, done that, I'm good. If you're a part of a hetero couple, I'd really just prefer you VS you and your male partner at the same time. Maybe down the line I'll try couples, but when I finally sleep with a woman for the first time, I don't want a male audience or interaction, you know?

Anyway. That's that! If you read this far and it's piqued your interest DM me. Though if you're a man I'm going to send you cringe memes and then block you.

Unsolicited dick pics get turned into aforementioned cringe memes. No guys. None. Zip. Zilch. Nada.

Also, just because: I've got this fantasy where we meet up and start out by sharing our favorite lesbian porn, and while we're watching it you tell me I should touch myself while you watch, before suddenly leaning over and either rubbing my pussy yourself or licking and sucking on my clit. And while I'm losing my mind (and probably cumming in seconds) you start fingering me, before pushing my legs up by my face and licking and fingering me until I can't stand it. And then clothes are coming off and you're spreading my legs while I watch, before climbing on top of me and pressing your pussy on mine, letting me feel it, making me crazy, before you finally start grinding and riding me. Eventually I end up on top of you and I fuck your brains out until I can feel your pussy cumming against mine. And we keep going until neither of us have the energy anymore.