Alexa, tell calorie to track two slices of pizza

alexa tell calories the track two slices of pizzaWHAT SONG WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY

OK, let's try "record" instead of "track" to avoid it sounding like a music command...

Alexa, tell calorie to record two slices of pizza

alexa tell calorie to be four two slices of pizzaI'M SORRY I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND

Can't use "store." Same problem as "record" (i.e., rhymes with "four"). Let's just get rid of the verb altogether!

Alexa, tell calorie two slices of pizza

alexa tell calorie to slices of pizzaI'M SORRY I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND

what in the fuck people what in the FUCK, any suggestions, this has been going on nearly every day since I got the Echo, trying to make an intent that just recognizes a goddamn INTEGER correctly.