that Zerg has conditioned me into being a walking-talking 30 second timer? After working on my injects for so long I feel one with the universe, almost superhumanly able to judge 30 second intervals off the top of my head. Throw something into the microwave for 30 seconds? No problem, I don't even need to watch the timer go down, because I PLAY FUCKING ZERG. Boy I am just waiting for the day that someone asks me to remind them to do something in 30 seconds, because I will press the fuck out of V, with no queen energy to waste! This isn't just a useless superpower, mark my words, being a living 30 second timer will save my life, and maybe yours, one day.

Remember boys, with great power comes great responsibility - a wise man.