If you think that monkey-eating eagles are monkeys, then this post is not for you. LOL.

It's that time of the year where past hookups will hit me up 'cause of the weather. Pre-Moonsoon Szn things. Masherep may kayakap daw.

Most of my hook ups will end up with clean-breaks (nagkakakajowa na sila/magstop na kasi too much of an effort magkita, I would prefer to fuck someone na walking distance lang LOL) or sexual incompatibility. Never naman ata na-end sa blocking (on my side at least) so minsan they will just hit me up if it's possible pa to bang.

So, last week, my past fubu sent me a message asking kung pwede pa ba mag-bang and I remembered he's one of the guys na nakakaiwan ng condom sa loob ng pussy ko ( nakalawit naman sa edge sa pussy ko pero nakakatakot pa rin noh, cause am not on BCPs and health issues na din). Apparently, my Kegel game is too strong.

I remembered there were a number of instances that a condom was left dangling in my pussy din, here's the top three(core memory yarn?):

1. My first ever dating app hook-up (2017) - We were fucking sa jacuzzi somewhere south HAHAHA once we got out of the tub, we were horrified to see that he wasn't wearing a condom anymore. After further investigation, it was dangling in my pussy 🥲 He bought me Plan B, bless him. He's married now HAHAHA.
2. Friendly neighborhood kakantoetan (2021) - This guy lives in the same building as me in M. Would literally fuck before our day starts/ends. UGH, kamiss ang same building fubu. The first time we fucked, your boy got too excited and came under 5mins and suddenly I felt something wet and sticky running down my right thigh. He was actually planning to do a very deep thrust kaso he came na pala. HAHA.
3. Tall, lean, moreno IT guy (2021) - He's the guy who recently hit me up. Nakadoggy kami and suddenly he came, same situation kay Neighborhood. He was about to do a deep thrust pero he finished early na pala. Tas sabay sabi, "Ang tindi ng muscle control mo, nagkalat tuloy ako ng shumaze"

HAHAHA. Ayun lang, nakakatawa at nakakastress lang din talaga na may maiwan na kapote sa loob. I involuntarily tighten up when I come kasi. HUHUH. And they all managed to make me cum. Mind you, they vary in sizes. All penises are masarap when used properly.

Hinay-hinay lang tayo sa kegel exercises, ladies! Baka majuntis nang wala są oras.

Happy Monday!