Here's one of the memorable experiences I had a few years back - and the reason for that is because this is one of the funny ones I've had.

There was this officemate of mine that I was hooking up with (5'2, fair-skinned, quite slim); and while we were used to tease each other in the office and have quickies whenever the opportunity presented itself, we decided to indulge ourselves in sex.

We went to a motel on a weekend and as we entered our room, immediately started making out. I thought that this was the perfect opportunity to give her an intense foreplay, so I had her lie down the bed while I ate her. As I started to go at it harder and faster...

She bonked my head so hard, I flinched. I immediately stopped the foreplay and was holding my head in pain. Took us a while before we got to continue where we left off, and even after that, we were still laughing about what happened.

The next time we had a chance to go out, I asked her if I can tie her hands to the bed out of fear that she might bonk me in the head again. 😂