A little bit of a back story, before meeting this guy I had a very disappointing brunch with the other redditor who was for-the-love-of-god taken. Why? Men Why would you do that? Anyway, that’s for a different rant. So, I went home defeated. I needed to have sex its been a fucking year, I noticed that I have been masturbating a lot even to non-sexual things. I need to have that dick. Plus, it was my fucking birthday I have to do what I fucking want.

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At around 6:00 pm I woke up, hey, the night is young, I posted a short r4r post asked them about their favorite book I mean, that’s the easiest way I can weed them smart guys from the majority of guys on Reddit. And I was right only a handful of them replied with the books they read.

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I got this reply from let's call him Piolo, He said that he liked Murakami, is single, and is a corporate lawyer somewhere around Ortigas. Very eloquent immediately asked if I had dinner, where he can pick me up. I said that I wanted to fuck. He said that I gotta turn him on with my brain. Was he playing coy? Fuck, I only wanted his dick. Is he some boring lawyer dude? Is the pretentious kind? But he reads Murakami. He must be decent. Lol! (okay, kids yes, I judge people by what they read lol). So I told him that I’ll come to him in an hour (actually it was 1 hour 40 mins ☹). I think I annoyed him at the ETA he was probably hungry so I said he can go and have his dinner while waiting and We’ll go have a drink instead.

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The Meetup:

Okay, Typical Barong guy you know those men that you see inside the podium unsure if they’re:

A. Security Guard of a VIP

B. Banker

C. ADP employee

D. Lawyer

He was medium built I guess? Huggable, Nice Smile, I’m a good guy look but gago in bed kinda vibe. I wanted to grope him the minute I saw him can we just skip the drinking part and just fuck in your car instead? But alas! I gotta be a proper woman. LOL

I think He was surprised(?) He said that he wasn’t sure that I’d show up. Said that I looked good. (thank you hihi,) Gadamnit, englishero. I was so caught off guard my replies were “hehehehe” giggles and silent laughs. Tangina. Pero not the englishero pilit ha. It was okay, I chose to converse in Tagalog. So we drank explained to him how Reddit works, how to weed out those girls who would probably just ask him to drive around Tagaytay haha. Or how to join Telegram and How are the girls in Gonewild. Etc. He didn’t even see my profile until I showed him. LOL. How cute.

We shared our experiences with our sexcapades, compared notes, body counts, Bucket lists, and a whole lot of things. Did we ever talk about books? I think yes, for a little bit. TBH I wasn’t in the mood to be discussing literature with this guy I want his fucking dick inside me.

Okay, This guy is a fucking MVP for asking consent y’all.

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We got drunk, no, more of a buzzed. Led me inside his car and the minute I sat he took my breast out of my very low cut dress and sucked on my nipple. Fucking A.

He said he couldn’t help staring at it (I know that that’s the point of low cut dress lol).

Twas my first car sex but I’ve read a lot of car sex to know that I can adjust the chair somewhere, found it, and leaned on. Gosh. Was so fucking horny I forgot all of my senses. He was sucking my breast while fingering me, I begged him to fuck me I didn’t care if we’re seen from outside. This Tita needs to be fucked. He played with my clit, fingered me, I can feel my wetness, I can hear myself begging him to fuck me. And he did fuck me for a bit and said “that’s all you’ll ever get” Shet, Tangina this guy wants me to cry and beg? Fuck.

He wanted me to moan, I moaned alright. God, he gave a perfect choke. This guy is a pro at choking Then he stopped, we gotta drive. I gave him a BJ while he was driving (pls don’t do this its fucking dangerous). He had to stop the car because he was about to cum. Of course, I swallowed. Always swallow ladies. 😊 he gave me a 10/10 BJ skill. So proud! Lol.

It was a fun night, fuck girl meets fuck boi kind of thing. He even ghosted me after (I think?) not even mad bro. :D

So if any of the girls out there want a referral. DM me. Lol! 😊