My father once told me to meet tons of women to understand more about them. I even went further by testing my penis compatibility with various types of women. Most of the time, I go for the "theme of the day" - the thinnest girl, the biggest girl, the smallest girl, the tallest girl. Out of the four categories, the smallest ones generally had the most wet pussy. Saan nanggagaling yung juices nila despite their size? Truly deceiving.

But have you had an encounter with a transgender?

(Reposting since alasjuicy bot removed my previous transgender post due to 'rule' violation)

My night in our company party was ruined from chugging Baileys, that traitor piece of shit, and went back to my shared apartment earlier than expected. I needed a quick release, and the fastest way to relieve it, is through one chatting app's "people nearby" feature. Though very limited choices, you might get lucky finding a jewel.

So did I. Not.

Messaged a few profiles from people nearby, and I told myself na papatulan ko yung pinakaunang magreply. One responded in less than couple of minutes. She was looking good visually in the photos. Besides, she was within 1km radius. Without hesitation, I invited her over.

She was a completely different breed in person. She had this Vice Ganda vibe - tall, and medyo alanganin yung itsura. I still let her in, only to find out that she was a he, a post-op transgender. My penis was not ready for this kind of kink, and might never be. We renegotiated the terms and came down to our final agreement - one way mouth fuck, no reciprocation. Gotta give it to him for trying his best to make me cum with her mouth, though sometimes, things just don't work the way you wanted. Gave him transpo expense as a token of gratitude with a mix of disgust, and bid him goodbye. Another traumatic experience written in my books.

Friendly warning lang sa mga gusto mag-explore ng particular app feature: maraming freelance klaw(s) and massage therapists dito.