So, I met this guy on the yellow app. Let me tell you, he was the whole package at first glance—a total gym rat with a ridiculously fit body. Like, abs for days and biceps that could crush watermelons. Honestly, he was so fine I wanted to eat him alive.

Now, just for context, I’m a gym rat too. I take care of my body, so naturally, I’m attracted to someone who does the same. We started chatting, vibed really well, and eventually, he invited me over. He even bought drinks, so I thought, “This might actually be fun.” Seriously, this guy was a 10/10 in looks—face card, gym body, the works.

Anyway, as we were drinking, he leaned in and kissed me, and that’s where things started heating up. Soon, we were undressing each other. But then… plot twist. I saw his, um, “package,” and it was small and thin. Sorry, but I was very disappointed. 😩

Still, I decided to go with it because, well, we were already there, and I wasn’t about to back out. So, I started to suck him off, thinking maybe the experience would turn around. Then he asked if he could eat me out—and holy hell, this man had skills in that department. He really knew what he was doing, and for a moment, I thought, “Okay, this might not be so bad.”

He put on a condom and started going at it. Three minutes later? He was done. DONE. He came, walked straight to the bathroom, and left me hanging. No aftercare, no effort to make sure I finished—nothing. I was so disappointed.

As a gym rat, we naturally have a high libido—I don’t know about this guy, though. After that, I was so disappointed that I just went straight back home.

To the guy, if you’re reading this: I loved your fit body, abs, and biceps, but your, um, “equipment” and performance? Major letdown. Now I get why you didn’t even tease me—because there wasn’t much to tease with. Hahaha.

Lesson learned: A 10/10 body doesn’t always guarantee a 10/10 experience. 😅