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I fucked my friends cousin
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I met this girl on tinder and as soon as we matched I asked her out and she was down to meetup. To give you an idea of what she looked like, she had shoulder length hair, big eyes, and a curvy hourglass figure complimented by her blessed rack. Shes the type of girl that would get everyone staring at her.

I picked her up and found her super attractive even more in person compared to her pictures and I immediately reintroduced myself and gave her a side hug while I was seated in the car. We didn’t really have a plan for the day so we decided to go get Jamba Juice in bgc and chat there. We did the usual icebreakers til we started talking about music and I found out she was a very big Julian Casablancas fan. We both talked about him for awhile and the strokes and the conversation got a bit spicy after we mentioned something about some songs being really good for intimate (not sexual more of embracing someone) scenarios. And she said she wanted to just listen to music now and just be cozy so I said we could go to the car and just jam and lay back.

We got in the car and put on the music, we talked a lot, we sang a lot, everything was going great and things were going to get even better. I got the courage to ask her if I could hold her hand but she replied back with just scooting over and asking if it’s alright if she just lays on me. (These are the things that make me instantly melt because she knew what I wanted and didn’t even ask me and just went ahead and did it). Because of that it was clear to me that it was safe to assume that she was into me at the moment and we were genuinely enjoying our company together so I asked her if I could give her a kiss……..and she tells me no and goes wtf you think I’m going to kiss you???? And after a few seconds of silence from me cause of the awkwardness and my shock she tells me that she was fucking with me and said of course I’ll kiss you. (Literally wtf cuz I thought everything was going smoothly but I was kinda into her more after she was done fucking around). So I gave her a peck and she was still leaning in for more so we started making out. (For context we were making out at 1 in the afternoon in the parking lot on a Sunday)

After everything in the car I took a big risk and asked her if she wanted to come over to my place and chill back there and she bluntly replies “if you want to fuck me you just have to ask nicely” and that made me super horny and melt inside even more. In my head I was taking a 10/10 back to my place and I was pressuring myself and thinking what I should be doing to try and impress her.

When we got to my place we got comfortable first and I put on a random show to play in the background and I asked her to stand up from the couch and I just pulled her into me and stared her down and went in for the kiss. This started the clothes coming off and I unhooked her bra and I got to see how big her tits were and I was sucking on them. She then got on her knees and pushed me against the wall to suck my dick and she was starting off with just the tip teasing me then suddenly went all the way in as far as she could. After a few minutes of blowing me I got her by the chin to stand her up and I put her next to the couch so I could eat her up. And after all that we started having sex and I won’t go too in depth with the details but we had a really good time.

NOW FOR THE PART I WASNT EXPECTING AT ALL

During aftercare we were talking about where we grew up and school and whatever. I mentioned that I was part of a theater summer class once upon a time and she said “oh I have a cousin who goes there a lot” and I asked what the name was and I wasn’t prepared for her to say the name of the friend who got me into that theater class in the first place. When she told me that it hit me that she looked very attractive and as soon as I heard the name of my friend it was like looking at my friend cause I could see the resemblance and I could feel a sense of impending doom thinking to myself if I fucked up for not knowing that this beautiful girl I just hooked up with is his cousin.

She asked me if I knew him and instinctively I just said “nope idk who he is” and to this day my friend still doesn’t know that I hooked up with his cousin

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