One of my if not the biggest malasjuicy of my life. At that time I was super libog (libog ako usually pero extra extra libog ako that week) kasi sa stress and acads. I was adjusting to being a student again and the new mode of learning was something very new to me. So while I was listening to the online class I was going through some profiles sa tinder. I came across this girl na my type talaga, chinita, maputi and nice yung figure. She was super pretty talaga and I know na sa filter yun pero but still I already took that into consideration, after all I'm a risk taker.

To my surprise nagkamatch kami and I asked why she swiped right. She said na she found me cute and I was her type. So eto si kuya niyo nadala sa matatamis na nga salita ni girl. We talked for a bit and I dropped the big question on her. I asked if she's a real woman which is very insulting talaga for women but girls please do understand our side. As technology advances dami nang mga ways na to alter or improve the appearance of someone through the use of filters and what not. Naninigurado lang talaga ako kasi ayoko makipagespadahan sa mukhang babae na baka mas malaki pa yung burat kaysa sakin. I'm a straight guy and pussy for life talaga ako.

She got mad at me and felt insulted pero I tried to explain things to her as politely as I could kasi hirap din kami mga lalaki sa dating apps. Sinagot naman niya tanong ko and sabi niya na babae siya and she was on pills. Buti nalang nakacomeback si kuya niyo to get on her good side. Next thing I told her was I was looking for hook ups or long term fubu. Akala ko talaga na magagalit siya pero she actually said na she was fine with that kasi type niya ako. I was actually so paranoid kasi its too good to be true kasi ang ganda niya and I ended up asking her to video call me (sfw vc). She refused for awhile pero eventually pumayag naman siya. So nagcall ako and ang ganda niya talaga pero yung vc namin is like 10 seconds lang, she was smiling and waving at me. Akala ko ninakaw na pic online yung nasa profile niya. Things went well and we decided to meet up. Punta raw kami sa motel near Ayala ssla upcoming weekend kapag wala ako class.

So dumating na ang araw and sobrang libog ko na and I was so excited na. She messaged me na pwede ba raw ako kumuha ng room muna since she was getting ready pa and putting on make up might take a bit more time and I'll just tell her the room number. I went ahead and got us a room and she asked for a pic para raw proof na di ako scam and I was really in the room na. So I did take a pic and told her na I was legit. She then told me na on the way na siya.

It took her like 30 minutes from the time we agreed on pero oks lang for me since I understand na it takes awhile for ladies to prepare. Nanunuod lang naman ako ng tv while waiting tapos may bold channel pa padagdag libog hahahaha. Nung may kumatok na and I heard someone coming in may pumasok na nakadress and nakahelmet. Tinanggal niya ang helmet and there I realized nabudol ako. From a "she" to a "he", I have nothing against peoppe who belong to the LGBTQ community but to flat out lie and gaslight me into thinking I'm an ass for questioning your gender is just bullshit.

I stood there speechless and the moment na I got back to my senses, I immediately asked the person why lie to me. I felt bad for asking about that person's gender and he/she made it look like I was the bad guy. Di siya sumagot and I told him/her na I'm gonna go home. He/she stopped me and locked the door! Sabi niya na same lang daw siya sa babae. Homophobic daw ako for not wanting to sleep with someone with that orientation. Akala ko na masarap na labanan yung magaganap sa motel pero parang suntukan na labanan papunta yung mangyayari e kasi ayaw niya talaga ako palabasin.

I calmly and politely asked him/her to step aside and let me leave. I paid for the room and said na to him/her na he/she can stay there and use it for the remainder of the time. Pero di talaga siya nakikinig and ayaw na ayaw niya alo palabasin. My patience was running low na talaga and parang magkakaissue ako dito sa motel na to. Napaisip ako na if makikipagsuntukan ako rito baka maging news to and magkikits yung gulo sa hallway ng motel dahil sa cctv. Ayoko mapahiya and I wanted to avoid anymore problems. I ended up going back sa may bed and called the staff. Lumapit yung manloloko sakin and had the balls [meron talaga siya nun] and audacity to demand money from me kasi nasayang raw pera niys going there.

Grabe yung inis ko that time and gusto ko na talaga siyang suntukin. Di na nga ako nagreklamo na vip room pa nakuha ko kasi puno and I also spent money for taxi kasi maulan just to get there [di po ako lumaki sa farm kaya di po ako mayaman]. Buti nalang may kumatok sa pinto and I immediately got out of the room. Yung staff nagtatanong ano nangyari at bat ako tumawag ng security. Inexplain ko na sa staff and putang ina kakahiya sobra kasi lumabas yung mga tao sa kabilang room. Wala nang nagawa si manloloko at iniwan ko na siya agad. Yung mga staff nagchichikahan na nung palabas ako ng building. Hiyang hiya talaga ako dun and I will never go back there kahit ang ganda and linis ng rooms nila.

PS: Uulitin ko, di ako against sa LGBTQ peeps, I just don't like it when you people lie. Puke nga hinahanap tapos titi ibibigay gagi talaga. Respect everyone's preference kahit delulu siya. Its our body, we can do whatever we want with it. Peace out!

Edit: thank you so much for the support and offers. Dami talaga open-minded sa Manila. Unfortunately, I'm from Cebu so sayang talaga.