This is a long read guys, bear with me.

Sooo ready na ako ishare yung malasjuicy experience ko.. sana lang di siya tambay ng reddit. I don’t think he is since hindi naman daw siya masyado sa internet. Edi ok.

There’s this one guy, I met him years ago online and we became landian friends ganun. We never met up in person kasi nag pandemic. When I became single, after my mourning period, I messaged him, just wanted to make kwento na ayun nga wala na kami and Im single again. Nagulat siya pero naexcite, chance na daw niya. Do I want to fuck daw ba? At dahil nasira ang ulo ko dahil nga titeng tite si tanga, sabi ko yeah why not. Right off the bat I do want to say, I knew what he was packing wasn’t much but I thought how bad could it be?

So ayun na nga, it was the weekend and i was at an event with a friend which was a couple of hour away from the metro. Nung niyaya ako ni guy, sabi ko sige go pero mahihintay mo ba ako kasi malayo ako now. And kinukulit niya ako, sabi ko sige na eto na tangina.

Iniwan ko yung friend ko sa event kasi aalis pa din naman siya with his other friends umuwi na ako ng manila to meet with this guy. So we met up, all the while he kept saying things like how hard he’s gonna fuck me and all that. It wasn’t great dirty talk but dahil tag tuyot ako keri lang..

So i got to his place, which apparently hindi sakanya kungdi sa parents niya daw. Before we had sex i found out that: - He’s not employed - he kept complaining how hard life is as a trust fund baby - He has beef with his family for being a freeloader

All that shit, were red flags na. Why are you telling me this? I just wanna shut my brain off and have toe curling sex. Kaso go lang siya ng chismis so i shut him up and kissed him while straddling him on the couch.

He asked me to blow him, so I did, pag baba niya ng pants niya. Tangina beh. Alam niyo yung cocktail sized hotdogs ng TJ? Parang ganun. Malaki lang siguro ng konti. Anyway I still gave him good head, di naman ako basta basta sumusuko.

But after blowing him i wanted to try having sex parin so I got on top of him sa couch and i said i wanted to ride him. Tinatry ko ipasok beh kaso umaatras si junjun niya.

So sabi ko lipat tayo sa kama, he can fuck me from behind kako. Edi go. The entire time na nilalabas pasok niya wala akong maramdaman. I didn’t want to burst his bubble he did wait how many years for me to become single again and have a chance, so i pretended i was enjoying what he was doing. Plus he kept asking if it felt good, what was I supposed to say? “Your dick is too small i cant feel shit”???

Hindi naman din ako maluwag y’all i do my kegels everyday to keep this shit tight, as evidenced by my most recent sexual partner apparently I am tight daw. But that duuude oh my god ang liit talaga. Anyway after faking an orgasm and him finishing, i ran to the bathroom and told him i feel sore..

Hahahahahaha paano magiging sore eh parang kumakatok lang sa entrance yung tite niya. But ayon best actress si girl. It was the worst sexual experience ever kasi bukod sa it went from me sucking his dick to us fucking badly, i never had the chance to enjoy the sex. He didn’t initiate to touch me, he wanted to squeeze my tits like a fucking stress ball and call that foreplay.

Putangina?

And during sex he kept saying shit like he thinks i’ve never really been fucked right before. I physically had to stop myself from laughing. The audacityyyy!! The gumption!!! Nang hingi pa nga ng pang grab sakin after.. galing.

Needless to say, we are no longer speaking. And I am happily on the hunt right now. Lol