Chatting with randoms gave me some quirky ideas of what I would think to be an entertaining scenario while having sex. To the future partner, sana talaga maexperience ko to hahahaha

1. Nagsesex kayo pero ang pet names nyo sa isa't isa ay "girl", "sis/siz/sizzums" or any related nicknames. Ang weird pero ang funny siguro pag dinidirty talk mo yung partner mo na ang sasabihin mo ay "shet sizzums, ang sarap mo" HAHAHA

2. After foreplay, bago mo pasukin si girl, sisigaw ka muna ng "Let's volt in" tapos pasok mo sagad with malakas na ungol. Bahala ka na kung ipupush mo yan all the way. Hahaha

3. I tried this before with a fwb - mutual masturbation na you masturbate in front of each other tapos bawal nyo hawakan ang isa't isa while they play. Expressions vary kaya ang interesting to see how they would react kapag ginagawa nila yon. Mas maganda if you put a condition dun sa unang bibigay na magmake ng physical contact towards the other person - a funny one or a kinky one will do.

What's the weirdest thought you've come across while having sex? Top tier talaga number 1 for me, sana talaga 😂

P.S. May bago na naman ako naisip na related sa number 2; naalala ko kasi yung Potara fusion nina Goku at Vegeta - yung bago mo pasukin ang partner mo, dapat sabay niyong isisigaw "Fuuuuuuuuu~sion! HA!" sabay pasok sagad. 😂