I just had my APE a while ago, according sa company procedure babae yung doctor na magchcheck, pagdating ko sa clinic.

Pumasok ako sa doctor's room, at nagulat ako, bakit chinito doctor andito.

Prior to this, balak ko sana talaga mag pa breast exam.

Ang kaso nagulat ako, tinanong ko sya.

"Doc sorry, according sa company procedure, female doctor ang naka duty"

"Yes, nagka emergency lang si dra kaya pumalit ako".... "It's ok naman kung iwe waive mo yung breast.."

"sige po, waive ko nalang, nagulat lang ako, I wasn't informed"

So he asked about my health history and yada yada...

Tas inask nya kung pwede nya daw icheck yung tyan ko.

Ako naman nagisip isip.

"Sige po, no problem (nahihiya ako nito hahaha)"

While he is checking my stomach, parang gusto ko na din ipacheck yung suso ko. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DAAMMMN

Im bisexual F, and my last relationshit was with a woman.

NABUHAY ANG KIFFY KOOOO.