Coming soon - Get a detailed view of why an account is flagged as spam!
view details

This post has been de-listed

It is no longer included in search results and normal feeds (front page, hot posts, subreddit posts, etc). It remains visible only via the author's post history.

3
The Confessions of a “Not” a Fuck Boy: My mom’s cousin Part 1
Post Flair (click to view more posts with a particular flair)
Post Body

You read it right.

My mom has a pretty big family. We visited some of her relatives in our province because the fiesta is coming close so they decided to visit and stay for a couple of days.

I pretty much know most of the kids I grew up with over there so I had a couple of friends. The only difference is, we’re adults now so instead of playing, our bonding is more on the drinking part.

So while we were drinking, there was this girl that went to our table and she was like “Ano kamusta na kayo?” And everyone knew her. Except me.

She was this 5 foot 3 chinita. Long hair. Fair skinned. But what I noticed first was her big boobs. (I’m a boob guy. I see boobs immediately and I know if a girl’s boobs is big even if she’s wearing oversized shirts lol).

Everyone asked her to sit with us and drink. And everyone moved over so she could sit. And guess where she sat, beside me.

“Ang bilis ng panahon. Ang laki mo na ah.”

And I have no idea who she is.

“Nako hindi mo na ko tanda siguro. Ate Maiko mo to.”

And I still have no clue who she is so I just smiled. I was kinda awkward because I can’t look at her directly kase nga ang laki ng dede nya.

So we drank that night. Everyone got a bit drank and went home early because they still have to walk home or ride their motorcycle. Lucky me, we were drinking at my lola’s. And I’m a heavyweight so I was still kinda normal, a little tipsy but I can manage.

“So pano? Kita na lang tayo bukas?”

“Sige ate. Bukas na lang ulit.”

And she kissed me on the cheek. I’m not used to this because most of my cousins are kuyas and she’s the only girl I met na older sakin. About 4 years older.

The next morning, as soon as I woke up, I open the windows. That’s a habit of mine. I love how the sun just shines inside the room. And then I saw her walking towards my lola’s house wearing pajamas. And you know how pajamas are, you can actually see through her clothing. I can see her pink panties and her pink bra. And she greeted my mom “Ateee! Kamusta ka na? Ang laki na ni utoy ano?”

“Okay naman Maiko. Ikaw din dalaga ka na. Pero ang sexy mo pa din. Kelan ka pa bumalik?”

And they had this conversation so I went back to chill by my bed. And I didn’t notice that I fell back to sleep. Probably because we drank a lot the night before.

After a while, I felt someone sit on the side of my bed.

It was ate Maiko. — To be continued… PS: sorry for the cuts guys. Masyadong mahaba and I want you guys to enjoy reading.

Author
Account Strength
70%
Account Age
2 years
Verified Email
Yes
Verified Flair
No
Total Karma
862
Link Karma
440
Comment Karma
422
Profile updated: 3 days ago
Posts updated: 8 months ago

Subreddit

Post Details

We try to extract some basic information from the post title. This is not always successful or accurate, please use your best judgement and compare these values to the post title and body for confirmation.
Posted
1 year ago