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Am I gonna sit on cake on my birthday?
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Been a yearly tradition for me to sit on a strawberry shortcake 🍰 during my cake day.

It's coming up and I'm still not sure if I'd be sitting on one this year.

I'm recently single (go ahead, shoot your shot) and since I don't really hook up, I don't have anyone to eat that cake off of me. But I have been more horny than usual because of the weather, and the lack of proper sex for weeks.

There's something about the cold, soft, gush that the icing and the moist cake does to my pussy.

And a smiling, hungry man is in between my thighs enjoying a dessert as his "appetizer", ironically, before having the main course.

It'll be less than two weeks, before the cake day and I still dunno if I should be waiting for someone to sweep me off of my feet to start a relationship with me or should I change things up and probably open myself to hooking up (which would be something I would have to really think about).

But when I see cake... I see icing... I see strawberries. I get horny.

Should I fucking give in and just ask for birthday sex???

A new guy? Or maybe from my ex???

If the rains, excitement, and my carnal hunger continues... I'd probably find that hungry man and be Marie-Antoinette and let him the fucking cake.🙃

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