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I'm gonna say it here since obviously a lot of you lots don't know how to the whole hook up/dating w/o commitment works. My credentials? Nothing. Take what you resonate, leave what doesn't.

General: 1. Make sure to be tested before doing the deed with someone. Be responsible enough that you don't spread some kind of disease to another person.

  1. Make sure you have money. At least have enough pocket money to bring yourself home just in case a date goes bad or you bail the last minute

  2. Be clear about your intentions. If you wanna get laid, say you wanna get laid. If you want sfw, then say it.

  3. Be respectful. Period

  4. Be open to send photos so you don't waste each other's time

Tip for the girls and listen up

  1. NO GLOVE, NO ENTRY. I cannot stress this enough. I know masarap yung raw but PLEASE you are in a platform where you are complete strangers. You don't know where that dick has been and you don't want something unplanned.

  2. Bring your own condom. No bs excuse of "nakalimutan ko". Some men will be like that pero wag nagpadala sis.

  3. Let at least 1 friend know where you are. I suggest you download Life360 and share your location with your trusted friend always.

  4. If he picks you up via a vehicle, take mental note of the model, color, and plate number. Or better if you take note of it, and then tell it once again to a trusted friend.

  5. NEVER EVER record yourself doing the nasty with them. Pero this one is optional because some find it more exciting. But if you feel uncomfortable about it, don't force yourself to be okay with it.

  6. If it smells funny, don't eat it. Not just applies to food, ladies.

  7. Never check in a hotel/motel without the guy/both of you paying for the room first.

  8. The moment you even feel a slight discomfort even if you've done nothing yet, leave. Listen to that gut feeling.

  9. As much as possible, make the guy pay for everything. I said it. I don't care what the guys will say but don't bring out your wallet. If he can't pay for everything, don't bother hooking up/dating him.

  10. No matter how ugly you think you are, someone is always willing to fuck you. So carry that confidence. If a guy rejects you, find another one. That simple.

  11. Don't fake it. Let the guy know what you want and guide him.

NOW FOR THE GUYS! LISTEN UP! If you really wanna get laid and have a good time, here's some tips for you:

  1. When you reply to a post, for god's sake don't say hi or hello. The longer your intro is the better.

  2. If you're ugly, don't have a pity party on yourself. Carry it with wit and confidence. If you don't have both, try to work on it first.

  3. If you're gonna pick up a girl, drop her off too.

  4. Listen to what the girl wants. The more you listen to her, the more likely you'll get laid. We love attention and if you do that and even be responsive, we'll probably suck you're dick right away without you having to ask us.

  5. Wag kang atat. Even if the posts says looking for a hookup, LET THE GIRL DO THE FIRST MOVE.

  6. If you can't pay for everything, don't bother involving yourself in this kind of setup. Although some girls prefer splitting the bill, it's better if you show that you are more than capable of paying for everything.

  7. ALWAYS LET THE GIRL FINISH FIRST. Or else you're gonna be the talk of "the girls".

  8. ALWAYS ASK FOR CONSENT. I don't know bat kailangan ko pa to sabihin pero marami kasi di pa nakakagets neto.

  9. USE YOUR GODDAMN VOICE. When doing the deed, don't be shy to let out your moans. Trust me when I say that girls love that shit. Us knowing that you feel good will make us more turned on.

  10. Tagalog dirty talk supremacy.

You've read this far. Let me know if you have other things to add and I'll edit the post. Be safe and happy hunting! Hahahaha

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