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48 [M4F] #Chicago, IL - Licking Resume
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Mediocre-River5537 is a male age 48 looking for a female in Chicago, IL
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Long post, but if I put this much work in typing, just *think* about the work I'll put into that pussy.

TLDR: I love to eat pussy (and on occasion more) and been told I'm very good at it, I'm focused on a woman's pleasure and happy to orally please a woman pretty much anyway she wants, for as long as she wants, with the sole goal being to maximize the height and duration of her pleasure while offering her as many orgasms' as possible, reciprocation NOT expected, no strings where I contact you afterwards unless you request that I do.

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To Whom It May Concern:

Seeking an opportunity to generate high quality moans of mind blowing pleasure & vastly increase orgasm productivity. My passion for delivering top notch oral service makes you the top priority with all goals focused on delivering satisfaction above and beyond your pleasure expectations.

QUALIFICATIONS:

  • Strong Oral Communication and Toungesmanship
  • Attention to Detail with excellent Body Language Interpretation
  • Exploration & Assessment Skills with the ability to rapidly incorporate new data
  • The Work Ethic, Patience & Determination to bring even the toughest customer full satisfaction
  • Goal and Results Driven to exceed quotas and break orgasm delivery records 
  • Stamina, Endurance and Flexibility to Work Long Hours in Multiple Positions
  • Multi-Tasker skilled at using fingers and tongue simultaneously 
  • Talented Fingers and Hands skilled in Caressing and Massage
  • Self-Motivated and works well with or without detailed direction
  • Fluent in Lip Reading, Braille and Vaginese

COMPENSATION DESIRED:

  • The sight of your pearly gates spread for my tongue as they get glistening wet and reveal that beautiful pink pearl for me to swirl my tongue around
  • The sound of your moans, sighs, purrs and shouts of pleasure as you cum on my tongue
  • The taste of your sweet candy center as I savor bursts of your intoxicating nectar over and over
  • The feel of your thighs quivering, hips gyrating, back arching and your slick smoothness caressing my face
  • The scent of your womanhood through every stage of arousal and release as many times as you can stand it
  • The pride of not just my face soaked, but your pussy, thighs and the sheets
  • No other payment desired and no reciprocation required

SERVICES OFFERED INCLUDE:

  • Pussy Eating: Just plain old, no bells and whistles, go to town pussy eating
  • Ass Eating (For Recurring Guests): Rarely on a first encounter, but very likely in an ongoing arrangement, if she's interested
  • Face-Sitting/Queening: My lips, tongue, mouth and face to be used as your throne for your pleasure as you see fit for as long as you like. Keep me around until you’re satiated, can’t cum anymore, have things to do or just feel like kicking me out
  • Pussy Worship/Queenly Oral Servicing: Being pleasured while you relax and enjoy whatever else you wish. Just lay back and relax, file your nails, sip some wine or coffee, have some chocolate or ice cream, enjoy a book or movie, chat with the girls on the phone, work remotely (with recurring arrangements delivery of something to eat or drink is an option)
  • Me Being Your Sensual Oral Submissive Toy: Make me kneel at your sweet alter, give me your orders, control my tongue, use my face and tongue like a toy to masturbate with
  • You Being My Sensual Oral Submissive Toy: If you prefer to be the one (appearing) to have less control, I can certainly hold you down to be ravished with your thighs apart to be devoured while forcing orgasm after orgasm from you until it’s so good it hurts, leaving you spent, exhausted and unable to cum anymore (some women have loved a little dirty talking, tease and denial or even some light pussy spanking)
  • At Request: Shorter sessions considered if you don’t have hours to spend writhing in pleasure
  • At Request: Kissing, cuddling, massage and more (just let me know what you enjoy)

CORPORATE CULTURE:

  • No experience necessary. No matter whether you’ve enjoyed this kind of thing recently, it’s been a long time or never done it before at all… I’m happy to work with all levels of experience
  • No reciprocation required, but customer service is our middle name and I'm happy to do what it takes to accommodate your preferences and leave you satisfied
  • No long term contract required, though possible recurring freelance work is highly preferred
  • Very equal opportunity. Any race, age, relationship status or sexual preference. Open to older women, lesbians & most body types, including mom bods & cute BBWs
  • Must be of legal working age
  • NSA/FWB connections only, recurring preferred, but not seeking a relationship. I’m just as happy to just be a nameless tongue to sate your urges with no conversation needed when the mood strikes, as I am to make pleasant conversation or exchange a few emails if/when you're in the mood. You'll know I had a good time, but it will be up to you if & how anything continues
  • Discretion guaranteed, time & privacy respected, communication at your preference with no uninvited intrusions. I won't press about if you want to see me again, & if you make clear you do I'm happy to stay in touch, but I won't email/message more than once every few weeks, unless you request otherwise. I won't *ever* text or call without specific permission for each occasion. It's not about lack of interest, but waiting for clear invitation

SERVICE AREAS:

  • All points drivable within 2 hours of The City of Chicago
  • I drive. If desired to meet you in public or my place

DEAL BREAKERS:

  • No seeking a relationship (but no issue if *you* want to chat and be friendly)
  • Not comfortable going down on those into: gangbangs, group sex, raw sex - again, no reciprocation required, so this isn’t about sex with me. (No issue with the occasional threesome and possible exceptions for those in well defined long term relationships who may have unprotected sex with a single safe partner)
  • Nothing more than mild submissive play (No receiving pain, degradation, pegging, photos being taken or being restrained - though restraints may be possible in ongoing arrangements)
  • No escorts or tribute. I’m not looking to pay or be paid. (Again with recurring arrangements delivery of some treat to eat or drink is an option, but that’s within reason and not meant to be or feel - to either of us - like a payment)

NOTES:

  • I tend to see/respond to Private Messages a bit faster than chats or comments
  • I’m just a kinky guy that loves to devour pussy. Historically I’m not submissive in my personal, professional or sexual life. I have enjoyed just plain old pussy eating & erotic face sitting, but more recently that's expanded to include mild sensual oral submission and/or domination
  • Happy to send pics, speak by phone, and/or meet for a drink to verify and get comfortable

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