TLDR: The following 963 words are as straightforward and descriptive as possible. Think of this like a job application, it's transparent and informative, and in the end, you're either interested or not. If this checks your boxes, I look forward to getting to know you better.

About Me:

Physical: I'm 6'1, athletic, with deep green eyes, long brown/red/blonde hair, and a deep resonant voice. I rate myself as very attractive.

Personality: My clients and students say I'm extremely chill. The people who get close to me realize I'm quite extra and high energy when I'm not in a meditative/professional environment. Playful is the right word. I look at the world with a "why not" and a sense of childlike wonder. If you have any astrological inclination, I'm an Aries. I don't base my worldview on this, but both water and fire tend to vibe best with me. People who are either very chill/relaxed - the yin to my yang, or people who are at my level of energy encouraging/participating in my shenanigans, ride or die.

I often get referred to as being an old soul or being mature beyond my years when I'm in meditative mode.

What I do: I'm a physiotherapist and psychotherapist whose life goal is to combine aspects of both fields into a holistic form of treatment. I also teach yoga and run various workshops on different aspects of health and well-being.

Hobbies: I love cooking from scratch, spending time in nature, learning new things, martial arts, travel, sunshine, and soft things.

My preferences:

This isn't meant at all to be exclusionary. This is to answer basic questions someone may have. Find out if something is a deal breaker now rather than 10 hours deep into chatting. If you have a question that isn't answered here and might be perceived as socially impolite to ask in the beginning, please do. I will appreciate your honesty.

I want someone with whom I can potentially form a deep bond. This is divided into 2 categories, which I'll refer to as fire and water.

Physical:

I take my well-being very seriously. Eating Low-quality fast food, smoking, drug use or copious consumption of alcohol are things that are huge turn-offs for me.

Water: I adore plus-size women and a full-fledged feminine figure. I find curved tummy, thick thighs, stretch marks, and even cellulite alluring. My upper age limit would be around 50-55 and my lower limit would be anyone younger than me.

Fire: The same holds true, but I'm asking for a degree of fitness to keep up with my shenanigans. I'm happy to give you a lift over the fence and catch you coming off a ledge but you'll still need the desire to make it to the other side. Huge plus for an interest in gym/martial arts/yoga. Lower age limit of 21. Upper age limit of 44.

Personality:

You form your own opinions rather than blindly follow those of the masses, you have a degree of independence, an open mind, and a faint interest in what I do.

Water: You are like water, chill, adaptive, not one who is described as high maintenance, the mom of your friend group, the spider that sits in her web weaving, the one people seek advice or comfort from. A beacon of calm in the storm that does nothing but crochet is far more interesting to me than a polymath addicted to drama.

Fire: You like shenanigans. You like new experiences. You might have an interest in teasing me, we might push each other to better ourselves, and you might be very competitive, If someone picked on someone close to you, you were the one who would destroy them either physically or psychologically. You're someone I'd lay down on the train tracks for.

My interest in Suckling:

I love breasts, I love the texture, the softness the warmth, the way they feel against my face, the connection between the areola and my lips being smoother than silk, being able to hear your heartbeat and literally feel closer to you for the contact. The deep relaxation and oxytocin. I love that suckling is a gateway to intense connection, deep bonding, and how the world can literally fade away. It's beautiful as a modality of healing, of comfort, of holding space, of a safe space, mutual pure unadulterated pleasure. It's one of the most exquisite and extraordinary things. My favourite positions are either having you above me all 4's while I'm lying down, blocking out everything in my world apart from you, or lying down across your lap, my arms around you and my head against your chest (my hair is so soft and feels amazing to stroke) I really really really love cuddling. I practice/Teach Tantra & Karezza. Huge bonus points if you have an interest in that field.

Lactation:

I don't mind dry or wet suckling, but if you have any desire to induce lactation I am 100% in. Due to my profession, I can optimize this to an extreme degree, factoring in supplements, nutrition, time of day, and even phases of the menstrual cycle. Depending on how deep you're interested in going/how fast you want results, I'm even happy to mimic a natural feeding schedule - waking up in the middle of the night to suckle.

Sex?

My interest isn't sexual. I'm open to a sexual relationship with the right person but I'm equally ok with everything remaining purely platonic.

Please

be in the same country or someone who travels frequently. Do note I am NOT in the United States. Argentina, South East Asia, Peru, Russia, and Mongolia are all on my travel list for next year. I speak some Spanish.

If you've read this, open your message with whatever exotic animal you'd most like to pet (If it wouldn't kill/bite/poison or maim you (I'm looking at you Platypus))