((This is meant to be a parody of crocodile hunter with Steve Irwin))

Today we are traveling to the gym in search for the super fit AP. We want to observe them in their natural habitats as they prepare their bodies for mating. The gym tends to be heavily saturated with males so it should be good hunting ground for our female to find one to hook up with.

Crikey! Look at that big boy over there! Isn’t he a beauty! He’s lifting the big weights and staring at himself in the mirror. Clearly showing dominance, this big boy is an alpha male. Other males and even females keep their distance. He should have the prime pick of his ladies, if he wanted to learn how to be social as well.

And look right over there! That’s a super fit female. Would you look at the muscles on that gal? She is really packing in the power on that leg machine. She has her earbuds in telling all the other humans around her she’s not to be messed with and she means it!

There’s a younger smaller male approaching her now. He is trying to show off his appearance and get her attention. Awww bad luck mate, she just got up to get closer to the alpha male. One glance from the big guy and the smaller male is gone! One day he might be king of this gym, but not today!

Let’s set a trap and see if we can catch anything. Here’s a pretty nice looking female, now she isn’t as spectacular as the super fit woman, but look at these muscles. Such a beauty! We have her set up at the treadmills with no earphones! She is smiling at people and making small talk when she can. Oh look here! Our trap is sprung! Let’s see what we have! Awww, it’s just a little guy, still not mature yet! Poor little fellow isn’t ready for mating. She clearly senses his desperation and isn’t into it. Let’s see if we can get closer to them and watch, bugger! We scared them off. Ah well she will be back, she will find her mate someday, and in this beautiful location with all these alpha males it will be soon!