I may regret this 🤪😂

I'm sort of over all the randomness of swinging parties and ready to find something closer to an AP... someone with whom there is connection and regularity. I can assume AM is a waste of time but one never knows truly until one tries so I figure why TF not? The worst that happens is I meet no one and that's already happening without AM.

I also know the market pool and the competition so my best shot is writing a profile that gets attention. I was very successful writing ads that prompted women to reply on Craigslist so I'm confident in my writing ability but it never hurts to have the input of a focus group to confirm. So that's why I'm posting here. Constructive comments are appreciated, cruel ones will be ignored. Guys can answer too but only if you are proven at writing profiles that get a reaction. I'm not interested in theory, I want tried-and-true.

Thanks, Reddit. Here is the text:

Hi, how are you?

As my user name suggests, I am witty, intellectual, classy, a great conversationalist (and a cunning linguist) with the added bonus of being very well endowed. I don't just talk dirty. I'm a musical and visual creative with an outgoing and optimistic attitude towards life.

Who is my match? I'm open to diversity but I feel my best match is the woman whose primary love language is physical; the woman seeking something more physical than emotional; the woman who embraces her love of sex. I am not a jealous person. In fact, if you're willing to explore fantasies with other couples then I can facilitate and make it happen. I'm not opposed to being exclusive either... don't get me wrong, it's just not a demand. Demands are for marriages and affairs should be fun.

I don't have a long list of physical expectations. All women are fabulous in their own way, but right now I'm only seeking white women, especially ones who are curious about sex with black men.

The proof of my endowment is in my private photo gallery and access can be given by request. I don't give them out unsolicited.

Well, that's all for now. Let's see how this goes!