Dear god. Please let me survive this short lived shit show of a relationship. I fucked around and found out. Don’t fuck around at work. You may think you know them. You may be like oh she’s cool.

But it’s just a disaster. Oh did I mention going to her house And she smells and tastes like alcohol and I didn’t leave? For fuck. Now she loves me after 4 hours of being together alone. Oh yeah. I was there early AM. So even hungover….. anyway. Ugh. Dumb dumb. Penis fuck.

Fuck me right in the pooper. Navigating my frustration with the high functioning alcoholic that apparently I work with will be awesome. Gee. Whiz.

So guys. Ladies. Don’t fucking do it.

If I live through this. Maybe I’ll go legit. Jesus Christ.

Long time poster. New account just for this.

Yeah. Roast me. I get it.

Eta….. we didn’t have sex. We made out. She gave me a BJ. We made out a week ago for 30 minutes. We’ve worked “together” intermittently for about 4 years.