I mean, who doesn’t like having followers, right? Validation, yada yada yada.

For some reason, I’ve had not only an onslaught of followers lately but an onslaught of followers from OF (and, no, I don’t spend time there).

Here’s a the bio for “Alys,” who honored me by following my posts about cast iron skillets, cooking, Wordle, snap shirts, astronomy and — oh yeah — adultery and being naughty (from neglect):

“Heyy Daddy, I'm Alisa 😈 A 18 y.o. horny teacher who loves hot pics and vids🙈 I AlWAYS ANSWER chats on O.F. 🤗 Find my hottest content.Check my online now”

For some odd reason, these followers are always 18 -- which I legit get creeped out that reddit doesn't filter these out more -- but, I must admit, I'm impressed she's already got her teaching license. What grade is she old enough to teach? 6-month-olds? All I know is that she is not an English teacher, based on punctuation and syntax involving spacing, lack of or unnecessary.periods and mixed UpPerCASe and lowercase letters.

And on that note, this real-life English major is most disappointed that she didn't put a comma after "Heyy." Poor grammar, especially in an opening line, is a deal-breaker in my book. You don't get a second chance to make a first impression.

Otherwise, she sounds like a keeper.