So I went to one of my local bars downtown where I live just to draw and have some drinks no biggie. As i'm driving i realize i must have left my sunglasses at the table i was sitting so i go back to ask the bartender if they could be in the back. As i'm standing at the bar there's an older woman sitting there with her dog having beer with her group of friends.

She I kid you not accidentally ran her hand up the side of my leg and when she realized what she had done she apologized embarrassingly and said she was just trying to grab her dogs leash. I jokingly respond by saying "damn you haven't even bought me a drink first!" we laugh and then she offers to buy me a drink and gets one for herself. we start making small talk. "do you come here often, what do you do blah blah"

She introduces me to her friends and tells them i'm so cool and really cute and that i should totally join her friend group. she said i was cute and adorable probably 6 times in the span of 30 minutes 😅 but also reaffirming me she is only into men each time. why the affirmations? no idea. as i was talking to one of the new people i met i could feel her like staring me down and then she speaks up and says if she WAS into girls shed be all over me LOL.

I talk for a bit longer and then i announce my departure she asks for my social media and walks me to my car and then as i was saying my goodbye she asks, would you mind if we madeout? not sure how long or how many drinks she had but i figured, why the hell not? We kiss for a bit and then i say i must go and she does what? ASKS ME IF SHE CAN KISS ME AGAIN!! We do and then finally we part ways. Oh yeah and she was 48 years old. First time in my life ive ever been hit on and especially by an older woman.

Just wanted to share my crazy gay story with guys. Thanks for reading if you did