I just felt like I have to share this one; Yesterday I was holding hands with my girlfriend as we were crossing a side street right where it connects to a busy road. So this ute drives past on the side street behind us with 2 tradies (wearing fluro vests, ute looked like it was for work) and they are hollering out the window at us (didn't pay attention to exactly what they yelled but it was clearly aimed at our relationship).

Isn't it always the way that you think of the perfect comeback when it's too late? Well today luck was on my side, I turned around after crossing the street and the idea popped into my head, though it wasn't obvious, we had just visited a sex shop. It seemed the ute had stopped, waiting to turn and well within hearing range.

One of the tradies looked over again at us and wolf whistled then I, without missing a beat, pulled our newly purchased dildo out of my bag, waved it at then and yelled "Whatever. We don't need you anyway" as they drove off. I'm pretty sure they saw and heard everything :p