tehehehehe this is so toxic but let me be delulu

im the type of person who can strike up a conversation with anyone. its one of my few talents in life and today i was in a coffee shop and i couldnt hear the person calling out orders so a slinked in next to this girl with a “hey sorry im not trying to invade your space but i cant hear this guy for shit” and then she was like “i cant hear him either” so we joked around a little i told her if i heard her order id alert her. just my usual friendly stuff (which can come off as flirting but usually its genuinely just me being happy to chat.)

anyways i hand her her drink because i heard him call it out and her man ran over so fast he ran into her, just about took the poor girl to the ground and spilled her drink on her all while maintaining the nastiest death glare to me.

and then we crossed paths again he nearly bodied me in like the pettiest little match of “were walking in the same place in opposite directions and im not stepping to the side” while also maintaining “im gonna kill you in the parking lot energy” (he couldnt if he tried. im scrappy dw)

and lets just say im feeling quite content with myself. i dont love the unwarranted anger from him, but ive been dressing a little more like how i like to look lately and honestly im kinda happy to have been clocked as a lesbian and deemed attractive enough to threaten a straight man. i shouldnt be but im a little tickled.