Hi all!

You might be reading the title and thinking “um? no shit?”, and if I had read a post like this yesterday morning, I would’ve reacted the same way. But I just got home from the ED because for lack of knowledge, my partner fingered me in the urethra. I bled, it hurts to pee, but I’ve been released from the ED. The best/worst part is? I came.

Don’t be like me folks. Talk to your partner about your anatomy and preferences before they utterly destroy you in bed. Literally.

That is all, unless you have head pats for me. Thank you!

xoxo

edit: Marked NSFW. Sorry, that was my bad! Also, thanks for telling me about sounding! I didn’t know this was a thing. So I amend my post. Please don’t sound without consent! I’m sorry if I offended anyone. I just wanted to vent/laugh about this harrowing/funny experience.

edit 2: hi again all! i just wanted to say thanks for all the love and laughs! i never expected this to get this much attention and loved engaging with all of you. i got many blessed head pats!