Apologies in advance for length (I don’t often get to say that!); going to have another shot at this… To save both of us some time please have a good read. I’ve spoken to many lovely people in the past but in a lot of instances something has popped out in conversation down the line that has made it unlikely to work.

Well hello to you! I’m Adam, 36 from NW England. I’m six feet tall, have short, blond hair, a rather splendid moustache (my job role precludes me from any extra facial hair) blue eyes and not quite as athletic as I used to be but in good physical health. I’d consider myself to be in good mental health and have no underlying issues. I have a secure, responsible, professional job which (usually) affords me a decent amount of time off. My hobbies and interests are pretty broad. Currently on a bit of a history reading binge but have a stack of pulp sci fi to chew through. I’m big into current/international affairs; my car radio is stuck on Radio 4 and I maintain a subscription to Private Eye (and Viz). I enjoy cooking but only when I’ll be sharing. I appreciate the odd RPG or colony building game but wouldn’t call myself a ‘gamer’. Having put on a bit of timber through COVID, lockdown and generally feeling a bit sorry for myself I’m working on getting back to being ‘fighting fit’ which means a lot of swimming and time on the fells of the Lake District.. I generally think I’m pretty easy going, approachable and have previously been described as ‘unflappable’; I take what I do seriously but not myself. If you buy into MBTI (aka Reddit Horoscopes) then I reliably score as or around ENTP. I have a strong dislike for people who walk slowly in the middle of pathways and anaemic hand driers in public bathrooms. Two revelations that cause issues for some so I’ll get them out of the way now: In my youth I was an army reservist and had a couple of jaunts overseas. I have a child of primary school age from a previous relationship and I am active in his life. I’ll add that I have no strong desire either way regarding having more children.

I’m looking to build a long term, real life dynamic and relationship with someone. Online/LD is fine to start (and given my location probably de facto) but there should ultimately be a long term aim to cohabit; I’m not looking for a quick fling, RP sessions over webcams or to be a kink dispenser. For personal and professional reasons I’m not going to be able to relocate. I’m looking for Little Miss Right rather than Little Miss Right Now so if it takes time for things to align for a permanent arrangement then so be it. I prefer voice/video calls to texting and would like to move any conversation over to a platform that allows that sooner rather than later (Discord/Telegram/Skype are preferred) and Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself. I work shifts but am generally available most days to chat, watch something, play a game or maybe even read you a naughty story… If I’m not I will make it known and won’t leave you hanging on ‘read’. Deliberately withholding/withdrawing communication is also a big no-no for me; it’s cruel and unnecessary.

I would consider myself a ‘soft’ dominant/DD type. I’m big on providing rules and structure and, if necessary, correcting any misbehaviour, though I’m not particularly sadistic and much prefer to reward good behaviour. I enjoy helping/developing people and getting the best out of them (I spend a lot of time mentoring and developing people outside of my immediate team at work). Care, guidance, mutual respect, good two way communication and deviancy are all on the cards! I don’t expect to be given any sort of moniker or title any time soon and I will afford you the same respect. Kink shouldn’t be the be all and end all of a relationship, I would like to build a strong foundation first… But I wouldn’t be posting here if I wasn’t a massive degenerate into a variety of things and willing to explore more; that can all be discussed further down the line. I’m quite experienced with regards to play and maybe a bit too meticulous when it comes to planning and discussing scenes. I’ll reveal that I do have a big thing for diapers and desperation and would like it if you’re open to indulging in that occasionally; I have a big medical kink as well. I’m interested in exploring power exchange, CNC and behavioural conditioning but am well aware of how slowly and carefully these need to be discussed, developed and incorporated into a dynamic. Limits generally revolve around permanent markings/scarring, scat, ‘heavy’ degradation (I’m too polite!) and any indiscreet public play where non consenting civilians could be exposed. There are certain elements of age play that I’m not super comfortable with (mainly ‘baby talk’, not any physical actions or behaviours) but that’s a personal hang-up and not a hard limit. I do not switch and as things stand at this point in time have no real desire to.

Who I’m looking for? Call me a foolish old romantic but I am looking for someone to spend the rest of my life with. Someone bright, keen, able to hold a conversation and who is curious and willing to learn and explore new things. I have no particular physical type in mind but you should be active and in reasonable shape or dedicated to achieving that; if I’m going to thrash myself on the hills to shift some beef then you’re coming too! I have no upper or lower age limits but obviously the wider the gap the harder it will be to ‘click’. I’m not a therapist and have no desire to take on the baggage of someone with a severe/untreated mental health condition (if it’s well managed that’s fine).

Thank you for listening to my TED Talk! If you’ve made it this far and are interested in starting a conversation then drop me a DM or open a chat. Let me know a bit about yourself (please make a modicum of effort) and two truths and a lie. My only demand is that if you’re not interested in continuing the conversation then let me know and I’ll do the same. Ghosting is so very gauche.