"Hello I'm your candidate for the Tongan Elections"

"Hi, why should I vote for you"

"Well if elected into government, the PNP will increase funding for education so our children will have a better education. We will also have a free market with restrictions on foreign companies and helping local business so that the Tongan economy works for Tongans. It's important that our economy works for our people and I will ensure this."

"Seems good you've got my vote."

"Thank you"

"Hello I'm your candidate for the election for Tonga Assembly"

"Hi, what are the reasons for voting for you"

"Well, I represent the PNP. We are committed to keeping the monarchy in place, it is important we value our Tonga traditions. We can't trust the other parties as they're staying silent on this issue."

"Yeah but Democratic Labour's economic policies are kinda cool"

"Well not really, if Democratic Labour enters government their damaging economic policy will ruin our economy. Their interventionist economic policy will hit ordinary Tongans hardest as their taxes will hit local business and common goods, raising the price for Tongans to live a good life. The People's National Party is the only party with a common-sense economic policy which will help ordinary Tongans."

"Wtf, I hate Democratic Labour now."

"Same"