So this user u/fart_drinker69 was trying to capture human soul after reading the idea that human soul is 21 grams and it leaves your body when you die. He once heard people lose bowel control when they die (losers!), so soul being 21 grams and leaving the body when people die and people fart when they die added up to the assumption that dead fart is human soul leaving the body. To prove his theory he had to kill people since exhumation would be pointless. He used tinder to deceive his victims (test subjects), luring them with his proven oral abilities (clearly an exaggeration.) he would get them to eat beans to ensure a healthy fart, them put his victims into a 69 position. He would give them a dedicated please while slowly chocking them with his penis. When victim died from asphyxiation he would just wait until they fart and smelled it, in theory assimilating their souls into his.

Far into his trials, he understood that consuming one soul at a time is not enough boost so he decided to collect the fart molecules by trapping them in salt water because why not. He spent an entire year collecting souls (fart molecules) from his victims and evading the law enforcement. His magnum opus was a full glass of liquid fart collected over thousand and nine souls.

He drank it, then he burped, inevitably losing his treasure.

Beware the fart drinker, he will come for you masquerading as a innocent redditor (suck thing exists?) and try to steal your soul.

Edit: this was created as a made up story to make u/fart_drinker69 ‘s username to more awesome than it already is. Do I know him? No. Does it matter? Of course not. Every post here make him prouder and well known and connected? Probably not. But one thing is for sure, he will definitely find more unsuspecting victims to choke and collect their farts to drink so he will gain immortality or imfartibility