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Gay Marriage Hurts People, But Gay Sex Doesn't! [Spindleton x the Entire Distributist Party]
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My name is Spindleton and I am a year three student at ModelUSGov academy, and it's totally lame here. I wish I was at home listening to My Chemical Romance and cutting myself and dying my hair black and painting my nails black, but i'm stuck at this lame place instead and it's lame.

So anyway, i'm part of a special club called sunrise and we talk about how much we hate bernie sanders and gay people. But something weird happened to me. While i was talking to this cute, er, intelligent guy about how abortion is murder he started to stroke my ear and asked if i wanted to go to a party this weekend with all his catholic friends. I felt my self blush and said that sounded lame and i'd rather cut myself but he leaned and started stroking my chest and suddenly the room got really hot and my face was as red as the republican logo. i said i'd go but it still sounds lame and i'd rather be in my dorm mastu- uh, dying my hair black again. he pushed my bangs out of my eye and said that sounds lovely.

so when we got to the party it was a lot of really buff dudes who were all talking about stuff i liked like hating gay people a lot. one guy gave me a funny look which gave me a funny feeling in my funny place. i think my preacher said that was a sin once but something about that gave me a rush. the guy who invited me came up to me and started stroking my ear again and pushed my hair out of my face. we locked eyes and i could feel myself blushing again and he kissed me and i could feel my homophobic cock start to rise a little.

then he told me to take my close off and i said okay but i'll leave the spikes on. eventually i was naked and everyone was looking at me like i was a peace of stake they really wanted to put in their mouth. everyone started taking turns having their way with me, sticking their hard cocks in my ready bumhole and making me lick them in strange places. by the end of the night my butthole felt like the impact crater that killed the dinosaurs, wide destroyed and bleeding a lot. i stood up and a mix of catholic semen and blood poured from me and i felt ten pounds lighter. i looked at everyone and i blushed real hard

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