What a bunch of bullshit. By definition I'm a hipster on reddit because I hate fedoras, Bernie Sanders, and "dank memes" because they're mainstream here.

No, I hate them because they suck. Going after low hanging fruit like Fox News but leaving MSNBC alone. Although neither of them are insane progressives, they've enabled them by giving youth a liberal teat to suck on for the past however many years. Jon "Reality has a liberal bias" Stewart. When I see Colbert or Stewart, I see a bunch of young quasi-hipster progressive douchebags that post on /r/politics sitting in front of a TV nodding ferociously while one of those cocks gives a lame zinger about the Koch brothers or some dumb shit like that or a Bush joke that was stale 10 years ago.

Conservatives are funnier than liberals are. Liberals are too whiny and their idea of comedy is a "preach it!" session where self-flagellate on about privilege and "a living wage" and how evil GMOs are and Walmart and shit. Conservatives brutally bash them and are a lot funnier. Libertarians are the funniest of all. Case in point: Doug Stanhope.

Stewart and Colbert fused together is the corporeal, sentient body of /r/politics given flesh and life. If Bernie Sanders becomes president, we will have to blame those dicks for shitting on the consciousness of the generation that voted King Cuck into power.

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