In a stunning move, Coach Ryan Gosling has decided to continue his reputation as a renaissance man by shooting a film during the middle of the football season. The movie, a sequel to the 2013 film Only God Forgives, is titled Only The Commissioner Forgives. When asked how many scenes there will be featuring a womb being cut open and a hand being stuck in, Gosling only smiled and said, "I don't want to give anything away, but let's just say that sequels usually go bigger and bolder."

When asked why he chose this week to film his movie, Gosling said, "I have complete faith in my staff and players to continue the winning Idaho tradition. We've got a lot of tough MAC games coming up which I want to be calling the shots for, so this week made the most sense for me to team up again with my buddy Nic (director Nicolas Winding Refn)."

He continued, "It really is a shame that I'm going to miss coaching against Bryan Harsin. He's one of my favorite college coaches, and an all around great guy. In an alternative universe, I think he would be a great fit as the Boise State head coach, and could lead them to a national title. I just have a gut feeling that he would make a big splash by winning his first game at BSU, making any and all fans of Ole Miss, especially RebelLandShark, cry uncontrollably for several weeks."

All the reporters in the room seemed perplexed by what Coach Gosling was saying, but after giving the reporters his famous smile, they all forgot about what they were going to ask as they were so preoccupied by Gosling's good looks.

Vandal fans must not only be excited for this movie, but their future as well, as Gosling is 1-0 in MAC play this season, and is poised to take the BCS bid given to the winner of the conference.