In order to understand Civcraft today you need to realize that everything is controlled by a conspiracy made up of LSIF members and AnCaps.

The conspirators are crafty and their conspiracy began in ancient Cresemopolis with the [REDACTED].

The conspirators have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the dissolution of the Columbian government.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified only by their membership in the [REDACTED].

The conspirators have help from powerful elite Pumpkin Jack members, and the conspiracy benefits undeserving sinful parasites; at the expense of those who worship Cthulhu.

The conspirators want to oppress all Cthulhu-Fearing Foogoots, and round up and restrain resisters in the columbian ghetto. They are using subversive agents to establish the reign of the Anti-Cthulhu.

In order to prepare for this, we all must attack them before they attack us. All of this was revealed years ago in The Protocols of Rift City. Since the media is controlled by LSIF journalists you should get your information only from Foogoot loyalists.