Jeg heter teamnigel. As Karst1 can tell you, that's Norwegian Bokmål for "my name is teamnigel."

But you know what's up? That word "jeg." You're probably wondering like how do I pronounce that? The American would say j as in jug, and eg as in egg. Wrong. Now what if you're a smart American or some kind of German or something? Then you realize that the letter J in a Germanic language is like the English letter Y. But you'd still be wrong.

What the hell? Maybe it's "yeeg" or "yog" or some other way to pronounce the E. But you're all wrong wrong wrong. The Norwegian word "jeg" rhymes with the English word "eye" but has a slight "yuh" at the beginning!

What the hell man? Or the phrase "god morgen" (good morning) is actually pronounced like "goh moh-orn" or something.

Fuckin' Scandinavians man. That's why they are constantly named happiest countries, best countries to live in, etc.

Man I can't stop thinking about jeg. In English it would be like yeye. But that looks like "ye, ye." Awwww ye ye ye yeeeeeeeee.