May I suggest that the users of this subreddit have been unfair in their treatment of the good-looking and understanding p337? In violation of the very code that holds this subreddit together, they post their content to this subreddit and attempt to stage mutinies. It must be incredibly trying for our great and heroic p337. Indeed, he has proven himself just as great as is rumored by keeping a constant vigil over this subreddit, never stop fighting to keep people from subscribing. Why would we fight him? We should be helping him. Yes, you heard me right. I propose a mass migration from this subreddit. Many of you are subscribed, I know, nothing wrong with that, it's human nature to want to be close to the p337 that we all so adore. However, obviously p337 wants us all to leave him alone. So we should do so. Let us return the favor and grant p337's wish by unsubscribing, bidding our great leader goodbye, and leaving.

Who's with me?