Big Yowie Deeper Rev 17 Planning Post Thing Please Read

I think it's pretty much decided that we're going to be a fascist dictatorship, but what most of you don't know is the Yowie Twist™ the mayors have been working on. So here's a list of plans and ideas straight from KRwisTy96, Jellypants, and LivefromAntarctica. Wozdaka helped a little bit too.

List of Plans and Ideas Straight From KRwisTy96, Jellypants, and LivefromAntarctica. Wozdaka helped a little bit too.

• Fascist main buildings - so like gigantic monolithic things that really drive home how much more powerful the Yowien Empire is than you and all the other towns. This applies to all big government sanctioned buildings like the town hall, spleef arena, rail station, etc. Take a look at anything from fascist Germany and Italy, especially the works of Albert Speer. (thanks Jim)

• We're looking to share a portal with Ambrosia and Argoth. Hopefully we can have a meeting with them soon to figure out how it's all going to work. Socarch, torteela, Didymus, or wyndy if you see this please let us know when you're available. :))

• A big Berlin wall type wall that walls us off from the other cities. They can make their own wall and we'll have no man's land between the two walls.

• We're looking for a forest or plains biome on a large coast so we can build a big industrial/military port.

• We don't want everything to be all bleak and gray. We're a fairly progressive dictatorship after all. We keep our dystopian society hidden well. So for buildings that aren't specifically linked to us being fascist, we'll want a return to the Broville semi-modern theme of rev 15. Peruse /r/BrovilleCity for an idea of what that is.

• We'll also be pushing really hard for the cohesion thing I've been talking about for like three revs. That means interconnected buildings and an eye for aesthetics that transcends necessity and enters the realm of "that's fucking cool bro". For examples of this you can look at Broville again, rev 16 Rose, or any iteration of Brom.

• A proper skyline with skyscrapers and apartment buildings. Bigger and better than rev 15.

• A public execution/torture/prison area.

• Some nice big raised highways that go off into the wilderness. We'll have to work with Argoth and Ambrosia for that, since they'll most likely cross over their territory. Could also add rails into the highway design, or have separate rail viaducts.

• Statues and monuments.

• Power plants. Could start with a nice coal power plant in the city and then expand to a nuclear plant on the water.

• A large focus on the military. I'm talking a base fulls of tanks and trucks and planes and a big airstrip, all that sort of thing. Along with all the ships at port.

• Extensive space program and secret testing facilities.

• Metro system. Could probably do a giant joint metro with Ambrosia and Argoth, and have little checkpoints between the cities.

• A public square where the party leaders give speeches to an armor stand army.

And now for the Yowie Twist™ courtesy of KR.

• A BIG HILL! A big custom hill that we build up as soon as possible and then build on top of. We'll also have a river running down it with little waterfalls and bridges and stuff. Around the hill we'll have farms and factories and prisons. And then the wall.

• Also as a general rule, let's try to not start making houses and stuff on the first night until we're done planning where everything will go. We'll focus on the hill and gathering resources first and then start making personal builds.

Now for the Nicolas Cage Emperor.

We need a godlike leader to guide us to salvation. One that probably isn't exactly alive anymore, but once was the greatest thing since sliced chips. We'll inter him in a sarcophagus throne at the center of town, and he shall rule eternally.

The current nominations are:

• Teecu

• Donald Trump

• your mom xD

• Willy Wonka? I guess?

• Immortan Joe

• Mr. Prumpkin

• Iron Golem King

If you would like to nominate somebody comment their name and why they would make a great Nicolas Cage Emperor of Yowie. I'll post a link to a strawpoll later in the week with all the candidates.

TL;DR:

• Northeastern Metropolis of Rev 17 with Argoth and Ambrosia

• Crazy fascist dictatorship based around long dead supreme leader

• Giant hill

• Fukin cohesion m8

Thanks for reading and here's to a wonderful rev 17! :)

EDIT: shit I forgot Mr. Prumpkin and Albert Speer

EDIT2: shit I forgot the one fucking thing KR asked me to put in

EDIT3: shit I forgot about the little ™