I hope all is well. I sent out a Christmas card, that I hope didn't get sniped in the mail. Wanted to check to see if you got that.

Also sent out the Secret Santa gift. I hope dude isn't a lame and actually posts it so you can see it. It came out funny as fuck.

Also... I know you asked me to give you a dollar amount for art supplies, and normally I'd let the uncomfort of asking for money shut me up. But theres this dude here whos leaving in a week and is selling all of his art materials, about 250 dollars worth... for 90 bucks. It includes drawing pencils, ink pens, 4 Big drawing pads, color pencils, rulers, water colors, brushes and a bunch of other shit. It's a great deal. So if we can we can. If we can't... no biggie. I thought it was worth an ask.

I hope you and your wife are having a kick ass holiday season. Remember... you're partying for the both of us. AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

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$50 of that came from me. $40 of that came from you, 'cuz you guys are awesome. The card did indeed arrive; it's absolutely fucking spectacular. I'm hesitant to post it because it's got some cryptic meaning for me and me alone but I might anyway. I've also been waiting to make sure things went off without a hitch but I haven't heard so what the hell.

Merry Xmas, everybody.