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What do I want?

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Good question.

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### First of all, looking for a friend. Someone with common interests.

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- Outdoor stuff: mountain biking, backpacking, canoeing, almost anything in the wilderness.

- Things to learn: rock climbing, windsurfing.

- Public service: A day wrapping presents for Santa's anonymous. A day a month helping in a soup kitchen.

- Exchanging work: You help me bring in the winter's firewood. I help you install a new laminate floor

- Engaging in word play. Puns, spoonerisms, malaprops.

- Talking about a huge variety of subjects.

- I'm currently learning trampoline. Come join me here, or we can meet at a tramp park. I don't do flips yet, but can do front layout, table drops, seat drop, back drop, am working on swivel hips and a few others.

- Starting to learn piano and perhaps music production.

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What do I believe:

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- Politically I lean left on social issues. I am generally of the belief that one of the major purposes of government is check the rapacious greed of big business, without creating a quagmire of regulation.

- I believe that climate change is the biggest external challenge we currently face, and that teaching critical thinking in our schools is the biggest internal challenge.

- I believe that as a society we have an obligation to help the weak, shelter the homeless, feed the hungry.

- I believe that society should be structured so that it's a close to level platform for all people, rich or poor. Having money should not get you better health care, a better education.

- I am an atheist. The alternative is to believe that God is incompetent, ignorant, weak, or sadistic.

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TOP BOOKS

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- Bujold: Vorkosigan series

- Follett: Pillars of the Earth

- Hofstader: Godel, Escher, Bach: An eternal golden braid

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TV I've liked

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- Stranger Things

- Trapped

- Dark

- All of the Star Trek series

- Most of the Star Wars series

- Heartstopper

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TV I've disliked

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- Anything with a laugh track.

- Any humour based on embarrassment, shame, and ridicule.

- Slapstick humour

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I'm very late bloomer gay/bi-curious. Essentially zero experience for someone my age. So in one sense I'm grey haired grandpa who's gonna whup your ass, and in another sense, I'm your 18 year old virgin, never been kissed.

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I like skinny, probably because I never was. I like little guys, I want to pick them up and hold them, give them the hugs, and caresses I didn't get as a child. I like the androgenous look. The lost waif.

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I'm not die-hard holdout for these. I'm old, fat and and only pretty if you like a lunar landscape, so beggars can't be choosers. But my ideal partner is bone-rack/beanpole thin. I want to count his/her ribs by touch. Feel shoulder blades and collar bones. Pecs and tits aren't a turn on.

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Nor am I die-hard guy's only. If you are female, petite, AAA cup, skinny to anorexic go to the head of the line. I like the tomboy look, and the tomboy attitude. I don't like the fem look. Female frippery, lace and lingerie is a turnoff.

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BUT

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I know that most guys and gals are interested in guys their own age, or in sub/dom situations only a decade or so apart.

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**HOSTING**

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I host, outside in the woods, or in an unheated utility building. Pick your day, and even in winter this isn't bad. go to the sunny side of the bale stack, and on a sunny windless day, it's not bad even when the air temp is -5 to -10. But all three conditions: Sunny, windless, and not too cold.

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In the summer, you still need to pay attention to the weather, but showing skin isn't uncomfortable.

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**VISITING**

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My farm is an hour from Edmonton.

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Monday: I currently come into Edmonton for trampoline practice from 12 to 1:30.

Tuesday: I may be at tramp practice 2:30 to 4:00, then do errands until my tramp lesson at 7:30 Often I will choose one or the other. I have to start the day with a lot of energy to put in 3 hours.

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I don't like to drive at night in the city. I can't see well enough, and I feel like I am a hazard to myself and others. My Tue night tramp lesson is in the extreme south edge of the city, in Ellerslie. I can sneak in and out through the back roads.

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My other face:

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I'm a disciplinarian. Ex schoolteacher from a British style school that used a paddle and corporal punishment. Lots of practice with a 20" chunk of 1x2 spruce, fir, or oak. Belt. Willow switch are also stock in trade.

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I like spanking. We can do anything from a painful tingle to something that leaves you sobbing at the time and sore for days after. My ideal client/patient/victim is one who feels they need discipline, absolutely hate it while it's happening, but like having been spanked. I can use paddle, belt, and willow switch. If you want something more serious we can chat.

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Many first timers opt to not be bound. This way if it gets too intense, they stand up, and go home. Or ask for a break, or ask for a lighter implement, or ask me to ease off.

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I like bondage. I'm good with rope. I'm not limited to rope. Some people require no marks. Enter rags. A pipe hitch or prussik knot in long rag loop distributes the force of rope over whatever length of limb is necessary. Duct tape is also useful. Blindfolds are an option, as are gags. If you want specific equipment, bring it with you.

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I generally host. I have an 80 acre farm 45 minutes SW of Edmonton.

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All sessions are outside in the woods or in the woodshed.

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I think I'm switch about all this. May like the other side just as well. Part of the curious bit. If you want to spank me, tie me up, then, by all means get in touch.

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Sex is optional. As an old fart, I may not be able to get it up.

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I also have recently started trampolining. Only a couple months in, I'm not ready for flips yet, but can do a lot of the pre-flip repertoire. And I can teach you the same. My tramp gives you an excuse to come see me.