Hello horny Redditors,
I'm looking for someone open to cultivating a friendship or relationship before doing more, ahem, scandalous things. Not looking to meet tonight, but willing to down the line after we talk some first. I've posted in here before in a much longer format, so if you're interested in my life's essay, feel free to scroll through my post history, but I'm trying to be more direct tonight. Special attention will be given to you ladies who don't post, as I emphasize with you more reserved, quiet, awkward types.

Basically, dating apps are an abysmal time trying to make any kind of connection, and I don’t have sex unless I have a moderate to significant amount of trust and connection built up first, and would prefer to have some kind of relationship where we spend time together outside of sex before having the sex. That's just how I am- demisexuals represent- but I still miss that physical connection with someone I care about and being able to spend quality time together and bring them pleasure. Even if I don't have a particularly high sex drive myself, I love being with a partner who loves to receive as much as I love to give, so feel free to ask whenever, the worst you'll receive is a polite no, but generally it will be an enthusiastic yes.

I’m a tall, Caucasian, heavyset brunet, vaxxed to the maxx, with short hair, optional beard, and open to talking about anything about myself, so feel free to ask away! I don't really have a type, just as long as there's a connection, but historically, I tend to get along best with oddball nerdy nymphomaniacs. Please be single, have no kids, and not be a substance abuser. Open to anyone 21-36, flexible if you make a good argument. I live out east of Coquitlam, so localer is preferred purely due to logistics and frequency of seeing each other, but absolutely willing to drive your way if you're further into Downtown; two of my closest friends live in Kits, so I'm out that way moderately often, and cross most of the Metro Vancouver Area as I go.

If you made it this far, bonus horny details! I absolutely love giving oral, though I'm best with my fingers, and honestly don't overly use other appendages- again, I'm way more of a giver. Top tier sexual experiences for me have been variations of fingering a partner on their side while making out, 69ing, and generally seeing someone I'm with enjoying themselves. I don't expect reciprocation by any means, but love it when a partner is as into me as I am into them, so feel free to jump in on the action if you ever want to. Sexual communication is big to me, so expect lots of eye contact, frequent checkins, and laugh breaks, because I am a firm believer that if you can't talk and laugh while you're doing stuff, you're doing it wrong, so having fun while having fun is important to me. I'm also a horrendous tease, just FYI, and I will aim to set high scores if you're the kind of lady who can have multiple orgasms back to back. On the flip side of innocence, I will absolutely slut for cuddles-both metaphorically or literally, if you so desire- so expect plenty of those as well.

Let’s talk, and I hope you all have great weekends. :)