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[PI] Everyone's gotta die - 1ML CONTEST ENTRY
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In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Just between you and me, though, I think He made a mistake on the sixth day. Kudos to Him for making humanity, but we really shouldn't be considered His crowning achievement.

Look around you, man. Mankind is killing each other, killing the planet, killing the environment. No one's doing anything about it, it's like the world's gone crazy, y'know?

Or hell, even scarier, no one's gone crazy, and we're choosing to do all this shit with completely clear minds. Problem is, everyone's focused on other shit instead, like making money, or which celebrity's fucking who. Quite the conundrum for anyone who actually cares about what's actually important. Rather like being the only one trying to bail out a boat when everyone else is busy poking more fucking holes in it.

So, to address this issue, I've come up with a solution. This device here will release a bioengineered virus through the air, with just a push of this button. Undetectable to any government or organization. Virulent enough to infect the whole world through aerosol dispersal alone. World governments will call it a holocaust, or a genocide, but to be honest I don't think those are the right terms for it. Xenocide would be a better word.

You know what xenocide means, don't you? Zoological and botanical species will be unaffected. All the humans in the world, though, will die off. Better this way, to be honest. Can't really rely on anyone else to save the world any more. Down to people like me, people of action, to do what's necessary. Everyone in the world's gotta die. For the rest of the world's species to have a chance, this is the only way.

Goddammit, listen to me, trying to convince myself.

Here, you press the button, looks like I'm too chicken to do it.

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