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WYR be a clown at a birthday party for a child who hates clowns or an exotic dancer for a guy who hates boundaries?
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The parents are getting buzzed at the kids party- surprise! Your services were bought to double as 3 straight hours of childcare. They will not be punishing the birthday child for anything done to you other than an annoyed call of the name, but they will be around enough to know what you're up to.

Whatever you find attractive in a man, this guy is not it. He has no gender prefrence and your services were purchased because he enjoys being told "no" so he can ignore it. His buddies are along for the ride but will not participate in helping him or you. For legal reasons, he won't at any point be inside you or vice versa.

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I can handle being groped by a gross dude, but a terrified child with no parental supervision on their birthday is the stuff of nightmares.

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