Recently I've encountered a situation quite frequently where my spawn is all the way one side of the map and instantly a lemming train forms going the other way. I don't know how to deal with this. All options seem bad.

1. You try to "go it alone" and contest whatever objective is in front of you. You'll usually end up dead having achieved nothing and the match is usually lost.
2. You join the lemming train bringing up the rear you'll have no impact whatsoever and/or end up dead as you're scrambling to get out of the way of the rapidly closing in enemy push. You achieve nothing and the match is usually lost.

Even if you end up at the front of the lemming train, it's usually pointless because you run out of things to shoot real fast and fail to have any impact while the train stalls and the match is usually lost.

What is the unicum guide to lemming trains? I've never seen any of the usual suspects feature a match where they illustrate how to deal with retarded lemming trains.