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How to CV potato in ranked with this one weird trick
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Congratulations you've joined ranked with a CV, you're already halfway setup for potato. All you'll have to do now is follow this handy guide and you too can be the perfect potato every time.

Every team has 7 players (including you) and all of your teammates are not CVs. They all have guns they could use to shoot and kill enemies, but we can't have that, that could win the match. So here's how you get to your potato success:

  1. Keep all your planes as far away from the enemy as you can
  2. Send them somewhere useless, like trying to sink the enemy CV where they'll get all eaten up without doing any damage.
  3. Make sure to not engage any of the enemy planes spotting all your teammates.
  4. If by accident any of the enemy team is spotted by your planes, immediately make sure to pull your planes back so nobody of the enemy team is spotted!

The benefits to your team are that they are now entirely without air support, they are spotted and therefore shot at all the time, while they can't shoot at anything because the entire enemy team has made themselves comfortable behind islands and plinks away at their leisure and doesn't have to worry about any of these inconvenient things like return fire.

Congratulations, follow this simple trick and you too can render your own team entirely useless and get to great potato success in no time! Just think about the possibilities, it's like playing a match 1 vs 7. Why wait? Join ranked with a CV now and apply your newfound knowledge!

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